Independent For Bloomberg
I rooted for Fernando Ferrer when he ran for Mayor. One day I found myself in the Bronx, and this old, Hispanic dude approached me and said in all earnesty: "Take Bloomberg's money if he gives it to you, just don't do the work!"
I don't know what he saw in me but apparently he knew me better than I knew me back then. It helped that Bloomberg who changed from Democrat to Republican changed from Republican to Independent.
I am declaring myself an Independent for Bloomberg. He will win a third term easy.
- He is a billionaire. I am going to be a billionaire.
- He is Mayor. I am a bigger political talent than him.
- He is Jewish, Jesus was a Jew. I am a Madhesi, Buddha was a Madhesi.
- He has been a very good Mayor.
- He is for Caroline Kennedy for US Senate. So am I.
- He is no Michael Corleone, he is Michael Bloomberg. I am Barackface.
I am an Independent for Barack.
I am an Independent for Biden.
I am an Independent for Bobby.
I am Bhagat.